I'll tell you all one thing.

[Big Dick McGee]

I BETTER fucking live long enough to see the series finale of Lost. If I fucking kick it before May of 2010, I'll be well PISSED @God!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Stay away from power lines.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, it's like how every night I tell myself I shouldn't wank because I end up injuring my dick and every wank just burns me out on wanking a bit more, but then I suddenly remember I could die at any moment so I go ahead and have a wank anyway because I'd regret it if I didn't.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's true, in this life you've gotta have a "wank for the day" attitude.

 

[Dr Dave]

If you do die, perhaps LG will bury a dvd copy of the episode with you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How would that help?

 

[Cassie]

Jesus will let him borrow his heavenly DVD player.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No DVD players in heaven. It's all streaming.

 

[Dr Dave]

So either way he's covered then.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Unless I don't have the proper plug-in!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

I think heaven would have you covered.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

OMG!! What if hell is like, you think you're all in heaven and shit, and you get a PC that "ST. Peter" says you can watch any movie or tv show (including new ones that were created after you died, and some that never happened like season 2 of Freaks and Geeks!), or listen to any music, or look in on your loved ones, and so you sit down and are all, "Yeah, baby! I can't wait!" but EVERY site or video requires a plug-in THAT ISN'T AVAILABLE!!! Srsly, that would be HELL!

 

[Dr Dave]

If you go to hell your fucked.

Good luck!