Worse, actually. I slung one of the Troll Kingdom Unforgivable Insults at him. Oh how I regret that now!! Oooooh, the regret!!!
FBI, I herewith offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
(Yes, I totally stole that.)
Talk to me again, pleeeeaaase??