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Illyana

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Nikolaevna Rasputin. Colossus' sister. AKA "Magik". Able to transport to the Limbo Dimension as a result of her mutant genes. Also able to travel through time & space in this respect. Capable of generating mystical armour & sword.

Contracted the Legacy Virus & died peacefully in her brother's presence.

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:yoohoo:
 
She has one more 'L' than you, Sugarpie!
 
I know, but I have an additional "N" to compensate!
Besides, I haven't died yet :D
 
How many times has she been resurrected?
 
Depends on what you consider resurrected... she's always been there in spirit, IIRC...
Oh, has anybody already read Divided We Stand? She's due to return in that one, isn't she?
 
Oh look - a naughty hotlink!
 
I download a lot of Marvel comics (I'll buy them when I have money!) and there was one with a girl trapped in a demon dimension or something...might have had Colossus in it, now that I think of it.
 
^Sounds like an older story with Magik. I don't think I give away too much by saying that she gets out of there eventually :D
 
Could have been Inferno.
 
I just love how so many marvel characters use flaming swords, because regular swords are just to wishy washy.
 
I'd return a sword if it didn't have flames.
 
I had the comic where she died. It made me very sad. It seems like they just kept dumping on Colossus in teh 90's...

Parents die, sister dies, brother commits suicide. Girlfriend dumps him, he joins Magneto's team, then a few years later, he dies curing the legacy virus, only to be ressurected and used for experimentation.

WTF Where's the love for the big russian?
 
Now Kitty's trapped in a giant bullet moving through space.
 
What is it with the scions of Hell and cigars? Every demon you happen across almost in comic books is chomping down on one.....
 
LATEST: Kitty is moved to Rotherham, where she meets the Chuckle Brothers. Using her mutant powers, she merges them into a monsterous two headed fire breathing 70 foot tall mutant Chuckle Brother, where they trample Colossus home town to the ground, killing all his remaning relatives & loved ones.

She tells Colossus she thought he'd find the Chuckle Brother Mutant funny, and he tears his own heart out with a rolled up copy of Howard the Duck.

The series ends. I get writer of the year in Wizard, where they put me on top of all their lame polls & lists every week, along the lines of "CHRIS IS TEH BESTEST WRITER HE SHITS DOWN BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS' & JMS' THROATS AND IS 100 TIMES COOLER THAN KEVIN SMITH WE ALL HAVE PERMAERECTIONS FOR HIM UNTIL WE DECIDE SOMEBODY ELSE HAS MYSTICALLY BECOME THE BEST EVER THREE MONTHS LATER AND THEN NEVER MENTION THIS GUY AGAIN UNTIL A YEAR LATER WHEN HE WRITES A RETARDED CATWOMAN BOOK THAT WE RAVE ABOUT BECAUSE DC GAVE US SOME $ OMG LOL WHO WOULD YOU CAST AS ROM SPACEKNIGHT & WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN DARTH MAUL & DAVROS!{i!(*!(*"
 
Kevin Smith was the first person to think of having characters say "fuck" a lot to make the dialogue realistic.
 
He was like the reverse-truth of Grange Hill!
 
YOU GET BAZ, CHAZ AND SPAZ.

BUT I AM SPAZ.

GET HIM ANYWAY.
 
NOZIN' AROUND! NOZIN' AROUND!
 
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