Illyria: You are fading fast. You won't last five minutes.

[CaptainWacky]

Gunn: Then I better make them good ones.

 

[Tisiphone]

I wish to do more violence!

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.

 

[Tisiphone]

Madam Spanks a lot

 

[Tisiphone]

This one is lusting after me.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I liked her boobies.

They were blue.

 

[Tisiphone]

I liked her voice...better than the Texas twang!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I call them "bluebies".

 

[Mentalist]

Yep, he's back...

 

[Tisiphone]

You filthy harlot!!!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Would you like me to lie to you now?

(I have way too much free time here at work...when I'm in between shows, that is.)

 

[Tisiphone]

You?

You kill me?

A flunky?

Angel kills me!!!!

 

[The Tomtrek]

So do you think Illria and Wesley ever did it?

Maybe when she could slow down time and stuff. And talk to plants.

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, they did it.

And she would change between Illyria and Fred while they were having sex, so Wesley felt like he was screwing two girls at once!!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I smell an erotic fanfic!

 

[Gagh]

I reckon Gunn survived, and now owns a small Newsagents in the 'burbs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're the vampire with big brass testes.