Ilyanna to stop CaptainWacky's box kicking!

['Gear]

Processed meat-based product. That's where we all go in the end.

Even xtians. Sorry guys.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I was actually punching them, but with my shoes on my fists.

You're the inspiration for Kick Puncher and Kick Puncher 2!

 

['Gear]

It's like if a guy who always walks on his hands were to lose them in a horrible accident. Bent but not broken, he wears shoes on the stumps turning a sad situation into personal empowerment.

 

[Ilyanna]

That's still no reason to kick all those boxes of cereal, IMO!!

 

['Gear]

I think the important thing to remember is not that cereal is being kicked, but that a man with no hands has struggled through adversity to become a man who can kick once again.

It's a triumph really.

It's the story of true heart and dedication.

It's a story of the steadfast durability of the human spirit.

It's the story of the man who kicks with his arms.

 

[The Question]

Well, CaptainWacky is certainly bent; that much is beyond dispute.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're the inspiration for Kick Puncher and Kick Puncher 2!

I GET THAT REFERENCE.

 

[The Question]

Nothing can withstand my vorpal blade!

Well... actually... it's not really vorpal. It''s just... sort of vorp-ISH.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[Gagh]

Is it true that Captain Wacky is capable of kicking a Koala Bear harder than any other human living on the Earth today?

 

[The Question]

Only if the koala bear has been stuffed inside a box of cereal first.

 

['Gear]

Delicious KoalaPops

 

[The Question]

Mmmmm, Koala Krunch, now with new Koala entrails marshmallows!

 

[Dr Dave]

Is it true that Captain Wacky is capable of kicking a Koala Bear harder than any other human living on the Earth today?

It's true, I saw him do it on tv.

 

['Gear]

I would not allow CaptainWacky to stand on my tv for any reason.

 

[The Question]

CaptainWacky has been known to do it while standing on his head. Although most people aren't nearly flexible enough to do that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it true that Captain Wacky is capable of kicking a Koala Bear harder than any other human living on the Earth today?

I could but I choose not to as I know Bill Oddie would start crying, drowning the micro-people who live in his beard.