I'm a bit pissed.

[Gagh]

As in drunk. I've downed 7 bottles of San Miguel and it's kicking in as I type. The missus is out with her mates and Swordfirsh is on. HALLE BERRY SCEN HERE WE COME.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FALLDOWN

 

[Grammour Boy]

Gagh has a woman?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't worry, you will too someday.

Maybe next payday.

 

[Gagh]

it's the only HALLE BERRY moment worth watching!

 

[Gagh]

Gagh has a woman?

I don't possess her, idiot. THat's probably why you're left doing the only five knuckle shuffle every night.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I get more pussy in a week than you do all month, Gagh.

 

[Gagh]

Then you wake up?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Make your own date rape drugs at home, do ye?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Wake up, wash up, get dressed, go out get more pussy.

 

[headvoid]

Merely by making a statement such as that GB really does show you up as a virgin unfortunately.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH TEH POWER OF TEH INTERNETS!

 

[Gagh]

INTERNET WILL SMOSH US ALL STAY PUFT MAN STYLE+(!!

 

[Tyrant]

I am getting there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Squeezing the base should help speed things up, I hear.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I GET TEN PUSSY AN HOUR JUST BE BREATHING

 

[Tyrant]

Here's a confession that'll bite me in the ass:

STOP. Nevermind.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PUSSY IS THE NEW CURRENCY AT LONAF LOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Here's a confession that'll bite me in the ass:

STOP. Nevermind.

HAVE ANOTHER AND TELL US SOME MORE!!!!111111

 

[Cassie]

Get nekkid on the webcam ok?