I'm a black belt

[Blondie]

In aikido. Some here knew that alreayd. 2nd degree Nidan.

I told Hambil I know how to snap necks, but I don't think he believed me.

 

[Neil]

I don't need mine snapped, per se, but I do have a kink. If you could perform a minor adjustment I'd be mightily obliged.

 

[Tyrant]

Ever spar with an MMA student?

 

[Blondie]

I don't spar. Sparring is just a dick waving contest. I randori with other black belts, but that's different.

Sounds kinda kinky, don't it?

 

[Neil]

Kick 'em in the box.

 

[Tyrant]

And now you demonstrate the meaning to be something extremely painful, but not before me taking up the kinky offer after not thinking it through?

 

[Blondie]

Kicking is an attack. Those who attack open themselves to failure. Always defend.

 

[Neil]

Disarm your opponent before they have expelled even their first breath.

 

[Blondie]

Disarm your opponent before they have expelled even their first breath.

You can do that by walking away. Or running.

Or shooting if you think you can get away with it.

 

[Neil]

Or spitting from a balcony.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Disarm your opponent before they have expelled even their first breath.

 

[Tyrant]

....

 

[Neil]

I wear a black belt everyday.

It doesn't define me, though.

 

[Enkephalen]

Kicking is an attack. Those who attack open themselves to failure. Always defend.

But if both opponents are in defensive mode, don't they just dance around one another and nothing happens?

 

[Neil]

Kinda like the Cold War.

 

[RWC]

Aikido? Thanks for the laugh.

 

[jack]

I think Hampster would rather have his neck stroked then snapped.

 

[Blindgroping]

In aikido. Some here knew that alreayd. 2nd degree Nidan.

I told Hambil I know how to snap necks, but I don't think he believed me.

CU said that Rey Mysterio should fear you.
True?