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I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Started tonight. I assume Menty will download it and none of the rest of you will care, BUT I'M POSTING THE OFFICIAL THREAD ANYWAY.

Janice Dickinson: She's mental. Should be fun, at least.

Gemma Atkinson: Has big tits.

Lynne Franks: Who? PR gurus ARE NOT CELEBRITIES. Headvoid is more of a celebrity than her, PROBABLY.

Jason "J" Brown: Token boyband member.

Marc Bannerman: They apparently need an ex Eastenders star every year, but they've obviously run out of memorable ones.

John Burton Race: They apparently need a celebrity chef ever year, but they've obviously run out of memorable ones.

Rodney Marsh: Some footballer or something.

Anna Ryder Richardson: Probably going to be the "crying" one.

Cerys Matthews: SHES GIVES ME RRRRRRRRRRRRRROAD RRRRRRRRRRRRRAGE.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE RIGHT SAID FRED!?
 
Wow... worst line-up ever. Is this all they could get this time round?


Yes, I'm still downloading it, even though I've not even heard of most of them. In no way will it ever achieve the greatness of last year's show (It's been a year already?! - I feel sick)
 
Seriously, the only ones I know are Cerys and Gemma (just because she was in Hollyoaks) and vaguely Janice (who's going to be the star of the show.)
 
Janice Dickinson is always good for some hearty entertainment of the loudmouthed, bubble-headed train-wreck variety.

Plus she may make out with the boybander and the footballer if they're hot. I assume there's at least one hot tub available to them...
 
We haven't got time / bad weather to do the bungy jump Rodney*

*the insurance doesn't cover fat old footballers mate - and you look like you might kark it at any moment.

John Burton Race is on my list of "I forget their name but I must get round to killing them at some point" people. His oh this is all so real chef documentary that had so many set up shots it may as well have been done on blue screen was a low point in television in my mind.

Malcolm Maclaren came across as a spineless dillitante who lied through his teeth - "I have so much to do, so many committments" there is a difference to baseless arrogance and punk - he seems to have lost that definition at some point.
 
Katie from the Apprentice is in now, apparently, replacing Malcolm. Obviously they're hoping for her to clash with Janice and Lynne.
 
I'd forgotten she was going in. So Right Said Fred could turn up later?

The line-up is pretty crap and I ended up turning the first show off after while because the arguments were getting annoying. I like Janice, though. And Cerys and the glam model who isn't stupidly thin or stupidly big boobed.
 
I'm sure Right Said Fred and Christopher Biggins will turn up at some point, since there's a lack of guys (more to the point, a lack of GAY guys.)
 
Does this show in the US?
 
I doubt it.
 
They show it in Guantanamo. Does that count?
 
No, because everyone has to sit naked in a huge pile to watch it while being pissed on.
 
so it's not all bad then lol
 
Maybe that will be one of the jungle challenges this year.

Janice has to lie naked while Right Said Fred piss on her and the rest of the gang do the Lyndie England pointing pose. (i've derailed a thread again! AARRCGGGGHH)
 
Did I mention that Rodney Marsh is a bitter, sexist old pig?
 
>> Lynne Franks: the "inside" story <<
I'm a Celebrity, get it out of here

Lynne Franks is playing the earth mother on
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here but her
legendary PR company was a terrifying place to
work in the 80s and early 90s. There was
compulsory African dancing and Buddhist chanting.

A favourite story among her staff was when
she phoned her PA in a panic early one morning
asking for an emergency appointment at her local
clinic, "for a retrieval". Her PA was bemused
but the story filtered out. Lynne had been having
sex with Seal the night before and the condom had
got lost "inside" somewhere.


FYI: Why not profit from Rodney Marsh's misogyny?
9/4 Marsh first to go.
http://www.popbet.com
 
It would be like hook a duck, or "hook a fuck" if you will.
 
Seal wins points for going from Lynne Franks to Heidi Klum.
 
Do you feel kissed by a rose now?
 
No, but I bet she does!

I'm guessing no one else is watching.
 
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