I'm a filthy, dirty whore

[Loktar]

SEX, SEX, WITH DUCK SOAP, SEX.

(I went bobbing for apples at a music festival today and got free soap shaped like a duck....and a free apple)

 

['Gear]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

okay

 

[Consumer]

I'm a filthy, dirty man-whore.

With a non-vibrating penis (except when I'm VERY happy, and even then it's more of an oscillation than a vibration).

 

[Loktar]

I can't take man-whores seriously. Deuce Bigalo/Rob Schneider totally ruined the man-whore industry.

 

['Gear]

I'm a filthy, dirty man-whore.

With a non-vibrating penis (except when I'm VERY happy, and even then it's more of an oscillation than a vibration).

I'm with you. I'm more of a beast then a man in my mind. My thoughts a constantly sliding down to sounds of meat making wet contact. Scenes of aggression and depravity always lurking just below my lower eyelids while I cruise though life. Like a gossimer filter underlying everything I see. An alternate version of any given scene. It's what could be happening always wanting to rise and push. People around me are wholly unaware. Or seem to be. Or maybe some of them are like me. I'm never sure but I don't really care. I am civilized but I'm not kind. I'm controlled but I'm never sleeping. I have manners. I blend. But it sure ain't me. I'm tens of thousands of years old. Like standing just inside the treeline in a forest at dusk. You know, that time just before darkness when everything really comes on.

Did I say that out loud? Whoops.

 

[Mirah]

I had to take my clean wet sheets out of the washer and put them into the dryer before I could finish reading your post.

 

['Gear]

I had to take my clean wet sheets out of the washer and put them into the dryer before I could finish reading your post.

Yeah, I seem to have that effect on people.

Me: "Honey, check out this - my latest evil scheme."

My wife: "Can you hold on a second? I'm doing laundry."

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

but are we dealing with the spin or agitate cycle? What happens if the wash rags are full of Downy?

 

[Consumer]

^

"We must learn to circumscribe our desires and keep our passions within due bounds..."

But yeah, I am what I am, an "Alpha" male with a brain and self-discipline. Without the last element, who knows what would happen. Lucky for all of you.

It's good to be me. Gimme the filthy whores, wanton sluts, and shameless hussies. They're more "ladylike" than the the most delicate debutant or vesteral virgin.
Any girl I can call "My beautiful little slut" with her wrists cuffed behind her back and my fingers in her hair knows she's something special.

-SB

 

[Cassie]

CHICKEN TETRAZZINI

 

[Consumer]

CHICKEN TETRAZZINI

Ok Cassie, you win. You're kinkier than I am.

 

[I Love Cunt]

So....there.

Right here Tis? This is the spot?

Love child continues licking Tis's clit while fucking her pussy with the purple dildo that she loves so much. She went faster, then slower, then faster and deeper.

Who am I Tis? Say my name!

A slore almost. A slut/whore!!!!!

"That is not my name! That is your name! Whore! Slut! Bitch!" Love child bites down on Tis's nipple and fucks her harder with the purple dildo.

Thanks. I'm happy I can now see that about myself. I don't need anyone pointing that out to me at the most inopportune times anymore. Really.

Love child shouts out, "Are you going to cum? Or are you just going to keep talking?

CHICKEN TETRAZZINI

Ahhhhh Yes.

 

[Tisiphone]

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

 

[Tisiphone]

That's all I've got for you this morning. Not quite at full capacity for erotic shenanigans on the board, LoL

 

[Mystique]

I'm a filthy, dirty whore
So....there.

You are indeed blessed. Congrats!

I used to be a filthy, dirty whore too, now I am just filthy, dirty. Bathing is such a tedious chore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I would imagine Mystique could clean herself by changing to CLEAN SKIN.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You are indeed blessed. Congrats!

I used to be a filthy, dirty whore too, now I am just filthy, dirty. Bathing is such a tedious chore.

And it rhymes with whore.








{{{{Wacky}}}}}

 

[Mirah]

Lets get on the bus!