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I'M A GONNA KILL MYSELF

BlazerBoy

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Unless Menty posts in this thread within 3 seconds.

TIMES UP!
 
NOT UNLES I CAN KILL YOU FIRST~!
 
*turns off the No runing with scissors sighn*
 
I've put the toaster in the shower and I'm GOING IN.
 
IS IT PLUGGED IN?
 
Yeah, but the water was cut off last week.
 
We have a water tower for these situations
 
IF BB KILLS HIMSELF I AM GOING TO TAKE EVERYONE OUT WITH A HIGH POWERED RIFLE FROM THE TOP OF NEROONS WIZARD CAP
 
Just remember to use bullets this time !
 
I'M DEAD!
 
^^^Don't you feel better now?
 
Yes. Quite refreshed, actually.
 
I think I see why Wacky does this so often.
 
Its almost as good as sex.
 
Almost...
 
To be truly dead would be the ultimate orgasmic experience IMO!
 
Where is my TK gift BB??
 
Dude! You just gave me a wicked idea! They say near aphsyxiation while having sex is PURE BLISS! Next to huffing nitrous oxide while wanking, I can think of no other way to kill a few brain cells and shoot a few sperm cells at the same time. :D
 
Henoch said:
Where is my TK gift BB??

What? Sucking my dick wasn't gift enough for you?
 
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