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I'm always conned into the feeling

Ishcabittle

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that winter is over. we have a couple days over forty and i'm all like, "break out the fuckin' shorts, dude, let's set up the god damn kitty pool and have a fuckin' party, man!"

and then you don't dress warm and it sleets on your ass and mother nature looks up from her work and smiles, as if to say, "Dumbass."
 
What's a kitty pool?
 
Kiddie pool, 'cept Ish lets his kittens get in with him.

NOT TO MAKE ANYONE SUFFERING FROM THE COLD FEEL BAD OR ANYTHING... but it is 80 here, I never put the pool or shorts away. I am tempted to turn the a/c on at this very moment. It's humid as hell!
 
Just go naked.
 
cats need to play as well.
 
I finally turned the a/c on. Seems like a crime to use it in February.
 
OMG AC IN FEBRUARY?????!

*DIES*
 
You would wilt without it down here.
 
Im cumming to Florida.
 
Thats amusing given the shape of Florida.
 
I am tired of the cold.
 
Build a fire.
 
That is not a solution.
 
Yes it is.
 
Winter is never over here, til like April :(
 
You should move to mexico.
 
I was hopeful for a bit about a week ago but now it's snow all over again. :(
 
Who is that chick in your av? Shes teh sechs.
 
I'll tell you if you promise not to steal her away. Promise?
 
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