I'm Baaaaaaaa-aaaaack!

[CaptainWacky]

I don't understand Golf.

 

[curiousa2z]

I guess I should know something about golf if I'm to understand the puns. oh well.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Welcome back!

May you be the first person who makes an "I'm back" thread and then really stays!

 

[Dr Dave]

I guess I should know something about golf if I'm to understand the puns. oh well.

You could giggle when somebody gets a hole in one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Welcome back!

May you be the first person who makes an "I'm back" thread and then really stays!

It's touch and go at the moment!

 

[Ishcabittle]

You could giggle when somebody gets a hole in one.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S SEX UNDER PAR!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I guess I should know something about golf if I'm to understand the puns. oh well.

In golf you:

play with your wood
which has a shaft
you must bend into it
and keep your stance firm, but gentle
keeping your swinging clean is the key
if you want to get a hole in one
a 9 is particularly useful for getting through thick grass, though a 7 will do
but your balls might still end up in some bush if you're not careful
and remember to shout if you whack it off too far
so that others can duck in time.
nobody wants one of your balls in their face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There is that.

 

[Tisiphone]

He bogeyed in bed.

Should we stop with the golf puns?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Not till we get to the 19th hole!! Haha!! (I'm not sure...)

 

[Dr Dave]

No rimshot.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Not in golf, no.

 

[Laker_Girl]

BDM lied, he's not really back.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doesn't look like it.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

But looks can be deceasing!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M SURE HE'LL BE BACK AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe we scared him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe the "new wife" comment got him into troulbe with THE BIBLE BELT?

 

[Love Child]

BDM lied, he's not really back.

Did you lock him in a closet? Do we need more cow bell? Whats going on?!