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I'm bored, entertain me...

Hambil

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
...before I get the itch to start changing and installing stuff to fight the mind numbing bordom.
 
Hey, I said that last night and no one obliged me. Good luck.
 
Lilith said:
Hey, I said that last night and no one obliged me. Good luck.
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Turn on the web cam, we can keep each other entertained ;)
 
No web cam :(
 
Lilith said:
Hey, I said that last night and no one obliged me. Good luck.
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I love that sig showing you on my leash. GIDDUP BITCH!!
GothCouple_Doll_3.jpg
 
I put it up just for you my dear ;)
 
So you're a goth boy Luci? Don't make me drool
 
Lilith said:
No web cam :(
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That's okay, I'd have chickened out anyway.
 
Hambil has a sexy phone voice. You could call him.
 
Lilith said:
So you're a goth boy Luci? Don't make me drool
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Fuck off. I am no Goth psycho fuck. I told you. I sport a mullet. It is made up of light brown hair. I have blue eyes. I wear black a lot but that does not make me a fucking goth. I wear jeans in either one of two colours: black or blue. I wear black or blue denim-style button-up shirts. I wear black western boots. I wear a black leather jacket. I wear black shades. This does not a goth make me. Now fuck off cunt. I beat the shit out of goths merely as a form of exercise, then I have a coffee once that is complete.
 
Hambil said:
...before I get the itch to start changing and installing stuff to fight the mind numbing bordom.
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Hey! I'm more bored than you, so why don't you make something sparkly and colorful here on TK.
 
Shatna said:
Hambil has a sexy phone voice. You could call him.
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1-900-FUR-LOVE

99 cents for the first minute, $2 a minute after that.
 
Enkephalen said:
Hey! I'm more bored than you, so why don't you make something sparkly and colorful here on TK.
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If you are bored sweetie, I am here for you. *pats my lap* Let's fuck!! That should allay any feelings of boredom.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Let's fuck!! That should allay any feelings of boredom.
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Doubtful
 
Hambil said:
1-900-FUR-LOVE

99 cents for the first minute, $2 a minute after that.
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That should read 1-900-FUR-TRAD. We Canadians are much involved in ripping the fur pelts from the body of animals. I wonder if LILITH should like me to make a jacket out of HAMBIL??
 
Then how can my cartoon depict you Lucy. It's a goth boy. Ah well.
 
Lilith said:
Then how can my cartoon depict you Lucy. It's a goth boy. Ah well.
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The cartoonist made an error. Simple. Damn woman! Use your brain!!
 
But it's much more fun to play dumb and have you get all riled up :kitty:
 
Hambil said:
...before I get the itch to start changing and installing stuff to fight the mind numbing bordom.
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That would be 'boredom' Mr. Admin piece of shit. Damn. Me telling an Admin off is exactly what got me banned from another site. Fucker PMed me asking if I honestly believed telling him to fuck off via PM and in the open forums was really a wise thing to do. Damn. Those were the days. *wipes away a tear at the memory*
 
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