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I'm bored, entertain me...

SaintLucifer said:
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SaintLucifer said:
If you are bored sweetie, I am here for you. *pats my lap* Let's fuck!! That should allay any feelings of boredom.

To be replaced by feelings of nausea and intense revulsion.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I told you. I sport a mullet. It is made up of blue denim. I wear black western boots. I wear black leather jacket. I wear black shades. This does make me fuck the shit out of goths as a form of exercise, then I is complete.

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I could have guessed about the mullet...
 
SaintLucifer said:
Fuck off. I am no Goth psycho fuck. I told you. I sport a mullet. It is made up of light brown hair. I have blue eyes. I wear black a lot but that does not make me a fucking goth. I wear jeans in either one of two colours: black or blue. I wear black or blue denim-style button-up shirts. I wear black western boots. I wear a black leather jacket. I wear black shades. This does not a goth make me. Now fuck off cunt. I beat the shit out of goths merely as a form of exercise, then I have a coffee once that is complete.

Ahahahahhahah!

*wipes away a tear at the image of your fat fucking ass acting hard on the internet sporting your mullet*
 
Hambil said:
...before I get the itch to start changing and installing stuff to fight the mind numbing bordom.

Entertain yourself. Have a wank.

Why install stuff to relieve the boredom, when all you do is remove it again after it all goes wrong?
 
Mentalist said:
Ahahahahhahah!

*wipes away a tear at the image of your fat fucking ass acting hard on the internet sporting your mullet*

Who is 'acting'? I merely state fact. I do wear a mullet. I dress exactly as I stated. I do make Goths my bitches. If it pleases you to wish that I was fat, they I say go for it. You are utterly irrelevant to me and you know it. At least I am unafraid of admitting I sport a mullet. I have been comfortable with my hair like this since I was a child. Do mullets bother you? Were you beaten up on a daily basis by a bully who sported a mullet?? Did someone else who wore black leather jackets make you his bitch when you were a little boy? Oh? This happened to you fairly recently? I thought as much. I would bet you wear Disney T-shirts and attend Star Trek conventions.

If you wish to laugh at someone 'acting hard' on the internet, I would suggest you give THUG_LUV a try. He is the greatest of bullshitters. He utters things even I would never try. Do go right ahead. The man is only 5'3" as he stated on TW. He even said he weighed in at 285 lbs. Now it's 225. Wonder what diet he used to lose so much weight in such a short time?? WTF? No matter. You could simply ask him.
 
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