I'm born again.

[Gagh]

YOU'RE NOT CAPTAIN AMERICA EITHER.

 

[The Harlot]

Hitler maybe?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DO YOU WEAR CHRISTIAN DIOR, CHRISTIAN LA CROIX, OR CHRIST-ON-TOAST OVERALLS?

 

[The Harlot]

Toast is yummy.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I'm not Christian.

Explain, please.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's to explain?

 

[Mentalist]

Explain, please.

I choose to only be a gullible moron when it comes to women and England's World Cup chances.

 

[Gagh]

What about explaining your luck of being a gullible moron when it comes to women to a gullible moron as you are doing now?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I want him to explain to me, Gagh. Not you.

 

[Gagh]

Good job you can fuck off, as you are totally pointless then, isn't it.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I am fucking off. I live a wonderfully pointless life of rest and relaxation.

 

[Dr Dave]

just don't fuck a pig

 

[Cranky Bastard]

No, that was my second wife.

 

[Gagh]

just don't fuck a pig

Oh - too late!

 

[Dr Dave]

zing!