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I'm Captain Obvious.

That picture seems to be of a rather ugly dog, sir. I am afraaid cowboy-warrior-monkeys are far worse, especially if you catch one after a jug of firewine or on the way back from losing a game of dice.


Well sir, let me tell you, its none too wise to hang around and chat witty barbs, no sir.
 
Are YOU a cowboy-warrior-monkey in disguise?
 
I am not a cowboy warrior monkey and I resent the implication, sir!
 
A cowboy porch monkey?
 
Pardon me, but I repeatedly stated coyboy-warrior-monkey.

I don't think the real Captain Obvious wouldn't correct me on that.

Were you born on our planet?
 
This guy's a fake, we're wasting our time.
 
Chadarnook said:
Pardon me, but I repeatedly stated coyboy-warrior-monkey.

I don't think the real Captain Obvious wouldn't correct me on that.

Where you born on our planet?
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If I was to be so pedantic as to point out anomalies in your writing I would ask you now what you think this means: "Where you born on our planet" Are you Jamaican?

But I'm not, I don't care about spelling and grammar, sir.


As for your question, yes, I was born here on Earth.



EDIT: I see you corrected your spelling, good show!
 
I edited that post 7 minutes ago.

It took you that long to write that response?

EDIT: Hey, thanks! :) :) :) :)
 
How did you get your powers? What are your powers? DO you have powers? Can I get them too?
 
I do not have the luxury of single minded focus on one thing at a time. I am busy and weary.
 
From your journey, I'm sure. How was the trip?
 
Chadarnook said:
How did you get your powers? What are your powers? DO you have powers? Can I get them too?
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You have powers sir, the power of the 21 question relay. My powers are many and varied. But yes, before you say it, I am human.
 
Fair enough.

What exactly are you captain of, anyway?
 
Chadarnook said:
From your journey, I'm sure. How was the trip?
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Ludicrous, brash, tainted with the deception of steel. The usual.
 
Ludicrous, brash, tainted with the deception of steel. The usual.
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That's sort of ambiguous, Captain Obvious.
 
Is the obvious a ship? A plane?
 
Obviously I wanted to leave it open to interpretation, sir.
 
Well then it's not very obvious, is it?
 
Chadarnook said:
Is the obvious a ship? A plane?
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No, sir. It's something quite more fantastic than those old clichés.
 
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