I'm cold.

[Dr Dave]

The temperature should never go above 75 or below 60.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

27F / -3C outside, occasional flurries. Snow showers expected on and off overnight.

I know this thanks to the internet and looking out the window.

 

[Donovan]

The temp is always hot and steamy here...


IN MY PANTS! WOOT!

 

[Yub]

Because of the massive turd you just forced out? USE THE TOILET OR A CHEAP HOOKER LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!

 

[FBI parte due]

S?. d;a;sdspe lasdpflf kasdf. aQ@ .s;ddlf,

 

[Dr Dave]

Well said FBI.

 

[Bickendan]

It was just below 60° yesterday. What the fuck. (It was very nice)

It's supposed to be 40° and miserable around here!

 

[Gagh]

It's 3 million degrees celcius here today. I'm down to my shorts & t-shirt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's minus three billion degress sexcius here today. I'm wearing a jumper.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hats for bats, keep bats warm!

(when its cold)

 

[Cassie]

My toes are cold.

 

[Dr Dave]

SOCKS FOR TOES!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The nearby volcano just erupted. Two years of nuclear winter here!

 

[Donovan]

don't worry, the mudslides and lava flow will kill you long before the cold does.

 

[Donovan]

It's so cold in Philly right now Conchaga had to light fire to a joint to keep warm.

 

[Dr Dave]

It will be a cold hard winter.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COLD FIGHTS YOU!

 

[Grandtheftcow]

The Sun exploded today. Cold snap expected.