I'M COLD.

[CaptainWacky]

I'm always up at this time. UP AND ABOUT, LIKE OSCAR WILDE IN A GAY BROTHEL LOL.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

because of the langoliers

 

[curiousa2z]

LOL good old Oscar. did he have any idea how much fun he'd inspire for future generations?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

ARE WE EVOLIUTION IN ACTION??

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think Oscar Wilde never actually had anal sex, just handjobs. And they put him in jail!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

WE ARE TOO EVOLVED FOR HANDJOBS WE NEED ANAL!

 

[curiousa2z]

reARE WE EVOLIUTION IN ACTION??


another scary thought!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

WE ARE TOO EVOLVED FOR SCARING PEOPLE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

DO YOU THINK bisexuality is the pinnacle of evolution?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

It would kind of make sense that when animals no longer have to compete for procreation, we would be able to bone without producing kids.

 

[Mentalist]

it would be if elija eoodnhad a fannyl

 

[curiousa2z]

WACKY THAT WAS A PERFECTLY SOBER QUESTION!
no fair!


what about the ancient Greeks? They had no problems with men marrying females to make babies whilst having male lovers on the go at the same time...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd much rather fuck Tobey McGuire than Elijah Wood so I can't be gay.

 

[curiousa2z]

Menty! thot you'd retired for the evening?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WACKY THAT WAS A PERFECTLY SOBER QUESTION!
no fair!


what about the ancient Greeks? They had no problems with men marrying females to make babies whilst having male lovers on the go at the same time...

How come Kevin Sorbo never gayed it up with that little comedy guy on Hercules, then?

 

[Mentalist]

Truye.

 

[curiousa2z]

that's cuz Elijah's got those buggy eyes

 

[Mentalist]

i luv elijahk

 

[curiousa2z]

^ LOLOL cuz it was a dumb TV show that wouldnt know how to research history if a huge tome fell on their writers' collective heads!
FACT!

 

[curiousa2z]

luv in a Platonic way OR THE OTHER WAY?