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I'm cool

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
But I'm not this fucking cool.

So I made a new friend Friday night, and met his very nice girlfriend. I didn't give him my number, but he got it from a mutual friend and he texts me yesterday. Asking me if I'm single, and I said yeah, don't you have a girlfriend. Wanna know his response?

"Are you discreet?"

Really? Then he starts in on how he thinks we would have awesome sex and all this shit.

Ugh.
 
Not that I mind fucking around with an attached man, but I don't know you like that yet. Don't sext me when we just met.
 
Ask him to send you a pic of his wang, then we'll find his facebook. Through that, we should find his gf's facebook and we'll share his pics.
 
Makes note not to piss off Conch.
 
And that's what I do for fun!
 
I know who he is on fb, though he's not a friend.
 
Why is it that everyone is gay.
 
You should totally tell his GF on him tisi.
 
I've got something better planned. ;)
 
Share with the class.
 
"Are you discreet?" is the vocabulary of someone who has answered and/or placed one too many ads in the 'Entre Nous' section of the Personals.
 
You give off a sexy vibe Tis, it's a curse and a blessing.

Careful with the "telling the girlfriend" shit, if she's not mature she could end up being a bitch to you and then you might break a nail kicking her ass.

I obviously have no room to talk when it comes to screwing around with an attached fella but fuck that, the buck stops here, I even suspect something and his dick is going to be blended in a margarita that I force him to drink warm. The chick ain't to blame...Unless I know her and then it's double homicide and I hope you'll all write.
 
If that happens, can TK get custody of the new kid? The board is sort of a godparent after all.

More like demonparent, but you get the idea.
 
No, I don't ever tell the girlfriend(s). I just make sure guys know that I will go Fatal Attraction on their ass if they ever, EVER try to fuck with me. I do keep my text messages, which have a whole lot of pix with their hard dicks and massive sexting going on.

I'm not that kind of "other" girl, either. I'm never gonna ask you to leave her, and I don't want you to tell me you're going to leave her because we both know it's bullshit, and you're gonna have your cake and eat it too. As long as I'm getting my rocks off, it's all the same to me.
 
It's always bad joojoo if you ask me.
 
Yet, for some reason, I have no problem dicking another dude's wife/girlfriend. Granted, I stole my current gf from another guy, but that's because she's not into monogamous relationships. I think I freed her, because he tried to tie her down, thought she was mentally unstable (I'm not making this up) for wanting to sleep with women, and he wouldn't grow or mature. We have an open relationship. We can go do physical things with other people and we're both free to leave any time we want.


Yeah, HE THOUGHT SHE WAS LITERALLY INSANE FOR BEING BISEXUAL! WTF!?
 
That's a tad silly.
 
INSANELY HAWT
 
I freed BDM too...The ex wouldn't let him nap. She's such a bitch.

Plus, ya know, I'm a way better mom to her kid so there is that. :)
 
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