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I'm depressed

Caitriona said:
LOL, you know I wish we lived in the same city. I could buy you lunch and you'd tell me what a drama queen I was.. it would be grand.

We could lust after the same guys and laugh at our insanities.
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Yes, I'd be Roddy McDowell to your Liz Taylor. Or Montgomery Clift to your Marilyn Monroe. Either way, think of the pills we'd have! :bigass:
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Yes, I'd be Roddy McDowell to your Liz Taylor. Or Montgomery Clift to your Marilyn Monroe. Either way, think of the pills we'd have! :bigass:
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You be Monty Clift [he was so tortured and beautiful] and I'll be Marilyn.. we're both blonds and misunderstood.

You bring your pills and I'll bring mine.. We'll numb it all out and toast to life.
 
Truman Capote to your Harper Lee. Elton John to your Princess Di.

Better yet, Sex and the City style: I'm Mario Cantone and you're Charlotte. :D

(I'll only be Stanford Blatch to your Carrie if you buy me lots of nice things. He was too nebbishy) ;)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Truman Capote to your Harper Lee. Elton John to your Princess Di.

Better yet, Sex and the City style: I'm Mario Cantone and you're Charlotte. :D

(I'll only be Stanford Blatch to your Carrie if you buy me lots of nice things. He was too nebbishy) ;)
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No it is OK, Mario to Charlotte is a fine representation of Sex in the City.

The others are fine too.. But I suppose we'll be Eggs to Cait in th annals of TK history.
 
Caitriona said:
"Cheer me up!"


Now please.... ;)
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You get me hot when you are tellin' me to apologize to people & then sayin' i am DEAD to U! I often get erect when we are quarrelin' you evil wench YOU!!;)
 
Henoch said:
You get me hot when you are tellin' me to apologize to people & then sayin' i am DEAD to U! I often get erect when we are quarrelin' you evil wench YOU!!;)
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OK that made me smile and get wet! ;)
 
Henoch said:
Is Cait still depressed??:(

If so i suggest we all take turns beating the depression outta her!
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:bigass: Yes, I am still depressed and you may all commence beating the depression out of me. Begin on my ass. Please ;)
 
Caitriona said:
:bigass: Yes, I am still depressed and you may all commence beating the depression out of me. Begin on my ass. Please ;)
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I've changed my mind, i'm gonna RAPE the depression from you!

I'll start with a soothing dose of molestation so's not to traumatize you.;)
 
Henoch said:
I've changed my mind, i'm gonna RAPE the depression from you!

I'll start with a soothing dose of molestation so's not to traumatize you.;)
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I think she would like a little trauma, henoch.
 
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