I'm depressed

[Caitriona]

"Cheer me up!"


Now please....

 

[Kerb Crawler]

The moon rises only for you, Cait, and the clustered nurseries of stars sing your praises in blazing technicolour and fashionable excess.

 

[Caitriona]

Oh, now that was nice.

More please...

 

[Blindgroping]

I just posted a simple recipe for an apple tart in Gonad's Apples! Apples! thread.

You know what a Tart is don't you?

 

[Caitriona]

Of course I do..

Now cheer me up damn it!

 

[Blindgroping]

With whips and chains?
Feathers or chocolate?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Or fey sensual musings and vice?

 

[curiousa2z]

where's that cruel son of unmarried parents when you need him?

 

[Blindgroping]

where's that cruel son of unmarried parents when you need him?

Who's that?

 

[curiousa2z]

lol - Sadistic Bastard.

 

[Blindgroping]

We need some kind of Bat-Signal for him for just such emergencies.

The Sadistic Signal?
That has a wierd ring to it.

 

[curiousa2z]

he'd cheer up Cait soon enough... :twisted:

 

[Caitriona]

lol - Sadistic Bastard.

Now that is just what the doctor ordered... Where is he?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'm not depressed, but I am a little down because the weather is crappy. It's my mile SAD kicking in, but I'll be ok soon!

 

[Shatna]

It's nice and warm here, albeit cloudy.

 

[Blindgroping]

Lets put in some key words.

BSDM
or is that, BDSM ?
Flogging
Dominate
Submissive
Bondage
Nipple clamps
Electro-erotisism
paddling
rope
scene
power exchange
violet wand
Shibari
Mistress
Master

That ought to do it.

 

[Mandi]

I'll add to that........

Whips
Chains
Handcuffs
feathers
hot wax
massage oil
sented candles
8 inch dildos!

 

[TK Jester]

Waking on a paradise isle
from a hyper-erotic dream,
the middle of a nameless ocean,
of which, you are Queen.

You rule, absolute, and the
bronzed natives, built to please
fawn over you, suck your toes,
prostrate, cater to your needs.

Fanned by "poolboys" and palm leaves
and ass-kissing yes-men whom you trust,
Eros and massages keep you distracted
you melt into a puddle, blinded by lust.

Next comes the restraints...
many hands desire your flesh
the stimulus overwhelms you
as you discover your thresh...

Erotic, exotic,
blissfully Quixotic.

 

[Caitriona]

You people seem to be missing the point. I need to be cheered up.

Proceed... Now please.

[yes, I am channeling Henoch, and that doesn't frighten me in the least]

 

[Caitriona]

Waking on a paradise isle
from a hyper-erotic dream,
the middle of a nameless ocean,
of which, you are Queen.

You rule, absolute, and the
bronzed natives, built to please
fawn over you, suck your toes,
prostrate, cater to your needs.

Fanned by "poolboys" and palm leaves
and ass-kissing yes-men whom you trust,
Eros and massages keep you distracted
you melt into a puddle, blinded by lust.

Next comes the restraints...
many hands desire your flesh
the stimulus overwhelms you
as you discover your thresh...

Erotic, exotic,
blissfully Quixotic.

Now that is more like it...