I'm dRUNk

[CaptainWacky]

And you can tell I'm drunk because I didn't spell it "drunkl" which is how I would have if I was faking it but I'm not it's real it's damn real like a starving african in a well anwya MERRY EVEYRTHING YOUF UCKING HORSES .

 

[Dr Dave]

You're out of control Captain Wacky!

 

[whisky]

I'm not nearly drunk enough

 

[CaptainWacky]

My liver feels fine too. THe surgeon general has lied.

 

[Hambil]

Is it a bad sign when that shudder you get from a really stiff drinks starts to feel good?

 

[Cassie]

Wacky, do you have a webcam?

 

[whisky]

What shudder?

 

[Hambil]

What shudder?

Nice

I'm still working on it. I just graduated to step 3. Step 1 you drink beer and wine and such. Then in step 2 you start mixing high power stuff like rum and vodka with coke and apple juice or something. Step 3 is when you realize you can mix hard liquor with other hard liquor. But I still shudder if I make it too strong.

 

[whisky]

Try absinthe, nothing is ever strong again.

 

[Hambil]

Try absinthe, nothing is ever strong again.

In the States it's legal to have it and drink it, but illegal to sell, make or buy it. Er, huh?

 

[Dr Dave]

It all depends on the state I suspect.

 

[whisky]

Theres always canada

 

[CaptainWacky]

And you can get some maple syrup while you're there.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can also get it just about everywhere else!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've been trying to get drunk up here since Wednesday, but my family are a bunch of wine drinkers, plus they keep serving food with the alcohol, and make coffee 'round the clock.

Sometimes I think I'm adopted. Or they are.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Spike them with cocaine.

 

[FBI parte due]

Cocaine tastes pretty bad.

 

[Dr Dave]

do they have cold medicine?