I'M DURNKL

[CaptainWacky]

I got a new monitor and I can't get the colour/brightness/contrast settings exactly the same as the old one SO IT'S THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVEr.

 

[Yub]

Change is good Wacky. Adapt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's hurting my eyes.

 

[Yub]

You could always send me the new monitor, mine's making a high pitched whine and may explode.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I got a $25 gift card to some restaurants that are only in CT, not in NYC, out of the grab bag. But that's about it. With my family, it's all about just buying for the kids, not each other. So I usually give out Broadway tickets, and get restaurant gift cards or lottery tickets. Ah well, tis the season...

I did get a nice bonus from work, the first in a long time. Felt good. Will probably spend it on a new TV since mine just died...

 

[CaptainWacky]

But I already gave my old monitor to Optimus Prime (he ate it.)

 

[Yub]

Computer monitors contain huge amounts of Energon? Who knew?

 

[Cassie]

I GOT OBLIVION!!!! lol, I can't play it on this computer though. I WILL GET A NEW ONE.

 

[Yub]

SEND ME THE OLD ONE. LOL scavenger!

 

[Dr Dave]

But I already gave my old monitor to Optimus Prime (he ate it.)

Can't he find his own monitors?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's in hiding.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:cosmic:

 

[Dr Dave]

Is he burning the monitor?

 

[Yub]

How would he fit into a teepee?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where does his trailer go when he transforms?

 

[Yub]

Either on the ground or up the subspace pooper.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If they really did have such advanced subspace technology, you'd think they would use it more.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

When people get drunk its harder to keep their eyes focused, thus they tend to drift downward.

That's a great excuse instead of just saying that you're feeling less inhibited and therefore staring right at the ol' booby oobies.

 

[Dr Dave]

Go science!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Girls should put their breasts in subspace pockets if they don't want us looking at and touching them.