I'm feeling GAY AS FUCK

[Conchaga]

OH NOES

 

[CaptainWacky]

I feel like a sandwich.

 

[Conchaga]

And me and EGGs are the bread?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least I sound like a food.

Although you sound like some Spanish dish I suppose...

 

[Conchaga]

I'm an organic bread you find at Whole Foods

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't remember bi Conchaga. But then it's difficult to keep track nowadays.

 

[Conchaga]

Always have been.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

when i said it's difficult to keep track, i meant people on the net in general. little dan over on lonaf seemed the straightest guy ever, but then he joined the army and became very gay indeed. ironically this happened after joffray had lost interest in him

 

[Conchaga]

I suspected that dan might be bi, but GAY!?!?

Wow....

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO, THIS IS LITTLE DAN.

 

[Conchaga]

Little dan?

*confused*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

when i said it's difficult to keep track, i meant people on the net in general. little dan over on lonaf seemed the straightest guy ever, but then he joined the army and became very gay indeed. ironically this happened after joffray had lost interest in him

I think I missed a memo...after all those years of hounding him, he waits till he's gone and in the army to get all ghey on us?

I may cry...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, pretty much. He often says hi to me on msn only to let me know how many guy's knobs he's sucked in the last hour.

NO, THIS IS LITTLE DAN.

Wow. You're more familiar with Lonaf's regulars than I gave you credit for.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, pretty much. He often says hi to me on msn only to let me know how many guy's knobs he's sucked in the last hour.

CHATLOGZ PLZ

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well I assumed there were two Dans, one of them little.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Dan: yo, jhn

John: My name's John, not "jhn"

Dan: yeah, srory, i got a sexy, rippedt, lubed up private in my mowfh

John: But you're typing, how does a cock in your mouth affect..

Dan: LOOK, i SUCK COCK NOW, get OVER IT. wtf? i thoht you were cool, man

John: Uh...

Dan: finm, be like dat bro, i got cucks to sock, yo kno w'm sayin?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does he really type like that? What a fag!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well, sometimes he types using a cum filled condom, but only when he's in a show-offy mood.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Looks more like he's sucking vodka bottles.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he thinks vodka bottles ARE cocks.