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I'm fuckin' drunk, byorchez.

I am hungover, and hurt in various places. Especially my little finger for some fucking reason that I can't remember.
 
You know what happens everytime you masturbate?

YOU CUM AND YOU CUM AND YOU CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
THIS IS VERY MYSTERIOUS:
Maybe she hurt it giving her amorous cousin the ol' proverbial finger?
Maybe he tried to jump her finger?
HOW CAN WE EVER KNOW THE REAL TRUTH OF THE MATTER? omgklolz!
 
Well whatever happened to my finger was kinda violent since the fingernail is ripped away from the skin. It really fucking hurts to type the letter a but I'll be ok, OK? I think I'll survive.
 
I got drunk and passed out and when I woke up there was a cute little kitten asleep on my chest and it farted and I yelled and then I farted and the kitten LOL'd.

kthxbye
 
lol, I want some of what you're dinking.. well unless it's someones bodily fluids.
 
I got drunk between 10 and 11pm, sick at 12:30am, high between 1 and 2, and woke up fine this morning.

Except my contacts have been in too long, it's gonna be fun peeling them off.
 
I just cracked open a miniature bottle of caramel Baileys, if I had about 40 of those I'd be all set for the night.
 
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