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I'm fucking alone and tired and there's no hope

Best not to make promises u can't keep. if u were stranded on a deserted island with no modern means of communication how would u contact me??

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lol
 
I would send you a message in a bottle, or contact you telapathically.

Most likely the message would be RESCUE ME, instead of I ATE MY CAT OR DOG!
 
Since yer not a telepath i'd scratch that idea off yer list of things to do. But the message in a bottle thing could work.
 
He just does.
 
Maybe that's what I WANT him to think!

*uses spooky head powerz*
 
Only two people know the answer to this.
 
This is supposed to be about me.
 
People should be talking about me, or, when I'm not around, saying "hey, where's Wacky?"
 
Even if we don't say it, we think it.

There is no escape, and we know that!
 
Poochy died on the way back to his home planet.
 
WEHO?
 
Hey, where's Wacky?
 
YOU RANG?
 
MY MOMMA SAID, TO GET THINGS DONE, YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH MAJOR KIRA
 
Life is like a 2 dolla ho...

You never know WHAT you gonna get!
 
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