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I'm getting married.

BlazerBoy

BlazerBoy

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I asked my gf to marry me tonight, and she said yes. I told her some guy named Henoch was going to be there and would object during the wedding, and another guy named Loki was going to slash her tires, and she thought it was funny. :D

Little did she realize I was joking, 'cept that it would be my ex-bf who did it instead. :D
 
BlazerBoy said:
I asked my gf to marry me tonight, and she said yes. I told her some guy named Henoch was going to be there and would object during the wedding, and another guy named Loki was going to slash her tires, and she thought it was funny. :D

Little did she realize I was joking, 'cept that it would be my ex-bf who did it instead. :D
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I vehemently believe yer lust for the bf will be yer UNdoing in this whole gf/marriage fiasco. That said...congrats! :)
 
Hey BB, give me the time and place and I'll be there to get goofy drunk and throw furniture out the window. I'll bring CU and he can hit up on your charming bride while I have you otherwise distracted.

We'll pencil you in on the schedule. :bigass:
 
BlazerBoy said:
So in other words, what you are saying is you want to be my best man, right? :D
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No, that's not what i was sayin' at all. Are you trippin' dude!??

I'm just sayin' that the male bitch ain't the female bitch & yer future marriage is doomed cause yer more in-luv with the male stallionESQUE-guyADONAIS but yer in perpetual denial. Although i may not have phrased this correctly i'm sure u get the point?? LOL:)
 
BB, i'm gonna need you to post a pic of the gf & a pic of the bf & then i will evaluate each upon their hotness...ok then??
 
You already know what I look like! I don't like to put pics of myself on the net anymore. Christine would also kill me if she knew I put one of hers here.
 
BlazerBoy said:
You already know what I look like! I don't like to put pics of myself on the net anymore. Christine would also kill me if she knew I put one of hers here.
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NOT U! A pic of that guy you sleep with on occassion when u r feeling really...gay.
 
BlazerBoy said:
This is a pic of her from last year:

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The gf/bride of frankenstein gets a 6+ rating out of 10. Let me explain...

She has beautiful blue eyes & nice horse like teeth & her hair is shimmering in a pseudo-feministic i ain't washed my hair in a week sorta way. Her nose is a bit largeESQUE & wtf is goin' on with her Joan CrawfordISH UNplucked eyebrows!??? Also, who told her she looked presentable in a blueISH top?? Also, i'm sensing she is fat from the turkey neck down.
 
Ohh. See, you said my boyfriend, which he certainly is not.

Here's Jay from about at least 2 years ago.

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Jay I don't care about showing, but I'm going to have to take down the pics of my gf.
 
Henoch said:
The gf/bride of frankenstein gets a 6+ rating out of 10. Let me explain...

She has beautiful blue eyes & nice horse like teeth & her hair is shimmering in a pseudo-feministic i ain't washed my hair in a week sorta way. Her nose is a bit largeESQUE & wtf is goin' on with her Joan CrawfordISH UNplucked eyebrows!??? Also, who told her she looked presentable in a blueISH top?? Also, i'm sensing she is fat from the turkey neck down.
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HEY. I remind you that this is my fiancé you are talking about.
 
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