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I'm getting married.

BlazerBoy said:
Ohh. See, you said my boyfriend, which he certainly is not.

Here's Jay from about at least 2 years ago.

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Jay I don't care about showing, but I'm going to have to take down the pics of my gf.
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OMFG! Jay has the sweetest face i've ever seen on a man. :)

How could you NOT love this babe!?? I suggest u move to Canada & marry Jay ASAP! :)
 
Sure I love him. He's been my best friend since we were 13, and my boyfriend on several occasions. But he's also beaten me up before, he got me hooked on drugs, and he has unprotected sex with men and women. I asure you, I made the right choice for both of us. :D ;)
 
BlazerBoy said:
Sure I love him. He's been my best friend since we were 13, and my boyfriend on several occasions. But he's also beaten me up before, he got me hooked on drugs, and he has unprotected sex with men and women. I asure you, I made the right choice for both of us. :D ;)
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He sounds perfect, wtf are you whimpering about?? Most guys don't have a JAY to beat them up & get them hooked on drugs! ;)
 
Seriously BB, if Jay beat you up i'll KICK HIS ASS!! You are better off without some abusive punk! Why do you remain friends with Jay?? BTW, yer gf seems sweet...i was just playin' with ya when i ripped her appearance apart.;) She's rather pretty IMO:)
 
I'm (of course) torn between being ecstatic for you both and being a wailing tragique tristesse (maudlin jealous beyotch). ;)

Blessings upon you both, babe. You know how I feel. In the meantime, let me suggest a wedding song:

White Wedding - Billy Idol

Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
Hey little sister who's your Superman
Hey little sister who's the one you want
Hey little sister shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.

Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.

Take me back home
There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world
Start again
Come on

It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again

It's actually quite touching if you think about it :D
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I'm (of course) torn between being ecstatic for you both and being a wailing tragique tristesse (maudlin jealous beyotch). ;)
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*sigh* **joins Eggs in a duet of wailing and lamenting dramatics**

Congr...... :(

*sobs*

*sniff sniff*

**composes herself** ;)

Congratulations!

*walks away crying*
 
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