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I'm going on a budget tomorrow

I will be sure to reminded Dr Dave of his anti-matrimonial ways when he is on the cusp of wedding.
 
That would be the best time!
 
I will be sure to reminded Dr Dave of his anti-matrimonial ways when he is on the cusp of wedding.

I will comfort his almost bride. Even crazy cat ladies need loving. And the cats too.
 
Rob a bank. Doing so is now ironic.
 
You're welcome to the nearly wife when I'm done with her.

As for the cats, that's between you, the cats,and whatever state you are in.
 
You're welcome to the nearly wife when I'm done with her.

As for the cats, that's between you, the cats,and whatever state you are in.

State? I need no frakkin' state. I shall make an island using just this tiny pebble. Come my pretty cats lets swim out into the ocean!

BWHAHAHAHA! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
I fucked my budget analyst.
 
Yeah thanks. My budget is still not done tho. So I guess I just keep spending! : P Woo Hooo!
Or make up my own God Dammed Budget.
 
Did he give you a discount?
 
Yeah thanks. My budget is still not done tho. So I guess I just keep spending! : P Woo Hooo!
Or make up my own God Dammed Budget.

Bah....who needs a stinking budget anyway? Oh wait I do....thats why I'm in my current mess....overspending....nevermind....carry on...
 
She got a budget & sex, good times all around!
 
Fuck the Numbers!
 
Use a condom!
 
Watch out for pointy decimal points!
 
When you get old it's better to live in sin, so that your benefit checks don't get reduced.
 
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