I'm going to beat your ass.

[The Question]

And if you don't own an ass, I'll beat the next largest mammal that you do own.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WILL YOU SLAP MY WEASEL??????

 

[FBI parte due]

WANK MY WEASEL THERE THAT'S A GOOD BOY TIMMY

 

[The Question]

grelch

 

[FBI parte due]

YEAH YOU WOULD SAY THAT YOU FUCKING QUEER HOMOBAG GREENOSE POTFER

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LET'S ORDER A PIZZA AND KILL SOMEONE WITH IT

 

[Ishcabittle]

I WANT TO BEAT "SLASH"'S ASS, OLD FUCKER SELLIN' OUT TO THE PEOPLE'S AUTO.

 

[The Question]

I kicked him in his wife's pussy, that learned him.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats gotta hurt !

Unless she had a metal pussy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WEASEL DISCRIMINATION!!!! issed:

 

[Dr Dave]

Quiet you !

 

[The Question]

No, she had Microsoft Pussy 2007 (Beta 2) with the new Reflex ActiveSearch, so when I gave 'er the ol' Cunt Punt, it kicked in and sent her leg flyin' off in search of the nearest crotch. Since she was standing next to ol' Mr. Slash and I was farther away, he reaped the rewards of next-generation software and also of Dr. Scholls' handywork all in a package deal.

Right in the package.

 

[FBI parte due]

The package of assorted candies and tiger treats he was carrying under his left arm?

 

[Dr Dave]

That Dr. Scholls fellow is a right bastard

 

[Ishcabittle]

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

I've got a nasty cold sore on the inside of my bottom left lip. It hurts like the dickens.