I'm going to donate my body to science for immortality research

[CaptainWacky]

Immortality should be SCIENCE'S next goal. I will donate my body to the best scientists in the land. They will isolate and render inert the gene responsible for aging, somehow keep my organs from breaking down and make me live forever. If this means I, say, have to stay in bed forever (perhaps chopping my legs off will be part of the treatment?) then so be it. All I ask is internet access and EVERY TV SHOW EVER for me to watch.

I'm willing to make sacrifices.

 

[whisky]

very noble

 

[Fuddlemiff]

As long as you've still got arms so you can scratch your nose etc.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Robtic nose scratcher operated by my mind.

 

[Dr Dave]

Having everybody live forever is impractical.

 

[Cassie]

If they find a cure for pregnancy and death at the same time, it will be worth it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't say everybody. Just me.

 

[Bickendan]

Let us know what the future's like!