Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
So today, my iAlarm clock woke me up early, so I stumbled into the bathroom, and took an iPiss in my iToilet. I figured I needed a shave, so I plugged in my iBraun Electric Razor, and had a go. After showering, I put on my iSuit and iTie, and decided to make a quick cup of coffee with my iKeurig Coffee Maker.
I headed out my iDoor and jumped in my iNissan iPathfinder, and headed onto the i10 for work. Along the way I listened to a podcast on my iPod connected to my iStereo. I got to work early and was the only one on the iElevator on the way up. I got to my iDesk by 7:15, and had my iPC up and running and answering iE-mail shortly after.
Now, I think I'll pop my iLunch (iPasta with homemade iSauce!) in the iMicrowave, and watch some iFox News.
More to iCome later.
I headed out my iDoor and jumped in my iNissan iPathfinder, and headed onto the i10 for work. Along the way I listened to a podcast on my iPod connected to my iStereo. I got to work early and was the only one on the iElevator on the way up. I got to my iDesk by 7:15, and had my iPC up and running and answering iE-mail shortly after.
Now, I think I'll pop my iLunch (iPasta with homemade iSauce!) in the iMicrowave, and watch some iFox News.
More to iCome later.
