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I'm heartbroken.

Mentalist

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That is all.


No. Really. I have nothing else to say on the matter. No long synopsis or review of key players and events. I'm drained and downtrodden.


Story of my fucking life.
 
I'm heartbroken too, for different reasons.

Lil Kim was voted off Dancing With the Stars tonight.

Let us drink as men do, and carouse and sing, and get even drunker and start touching each other inappropriately, and then wake up with a headache and deny having any memory of the previous night's activity. As men do.
 
Melissa Rycroft for the win!

Menty, I feel your pain. Until THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES WON THE 2008 WORLD SERIES, it had been 25 years since any of my teams won a championship. That's a combined 100 seasons (MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA) of futility!
 
At least I'll always have Benoit and Eddie celebrating at the end of WM20, nothing could ever sully that moment lol omg.
 
Melissa Rycroft for the win!
FUCK that vapid barbie doll and her buck teeth and her glued-on smile that won't go down!

Suicidal Bachelor fans are ruining any discussion of Dancing everywhere on the internet. Those fat losers are banking their whole existence and self-esteem on Sweet Mewissa winning a stupid mirrorball trophy. They're fucking WHACKO.

If Lil Kim and her Bionic Booty can't win, then VIVE LE GILLES!!
 
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Jeebus Pfuck, talk about the ultimate boner-killer.
 
she looks like she has just prolapsed her rectum.
 
Eh, I don't even watch the show (though I should, 'cause Karina, Julianne, and Shawn Johnson are HAWT!), I just think Melissa is cute. Julianne is actually "hotter", there's just something about Melissa that I find very super-sexy. Maybe it's because she's not "Hollywood perfect". I mean, I work thisclose to Beverly Hills now, there's no shortage of girls at the food court that are hotter than 99% of all gilrs on the planet. I just think she's a super-cutie! But I really don't care who wins.

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i was just sayin that other photo she look like her ass hole is falling out she defo hottie. blloooooooddddddddd!
 
Some guy in Kenya killed himself over it.
 
Some guy in Kenya kilt himself because Lil' Kim got booted off "Dancing with the Stars"? WTF, I thought Eggs liked her!
 
Nah, he was an Arsenal fan ;)

What a nutter.
 
true meaning of die hard
 
Mabye it really was over Lil' Kim and they just assumed it was Arsenal because of the shirt.
 
it was murder. The Man U fan killed him and made it look like suicide.
But they dont have CSI in Kenya, so he'll get away with it!
 
p.s. I've noticed how OUR Man U fan has been very sensitive and circumspect in these trying times.
 
Eh, I don't even watch the show (though I should, 'cause Karina, Julianne, and Shawn Johnson are HAWT!), I just think Melissa is cute. Julianne is actually "hotter", there's just something about Melissa that I find very super-sexy. Maybe it's because she's not "Hollywood perfect". I mean, I work thisclose to Beverly Hills now, there's no shortage of girls at the food court that are hotter than 99% of all gilrs on the planet. I just think she's a super-cutie! But I really don't care who wins.

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I guess I shouldn't get all batshit "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!" about this post since I drool over Cole Hamils and Shane Victorino every night and can't wait to see Star Trek just because the evil guy from Heroes is in it. Sure he plays asexual Spock but who cares! He's luscious!
 
She looks like an Osmond.
 
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