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I'M HUNGRY

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
What packaged preservative-riddled entree should I heat up I wonder?
 
CHICKEN NUGGETS?
 
Had some from Wendy's yesterday... :(
 
I HAD CHIPS TODAY.
 
I DID TOO WITH MY NUGGETS ONLY IN MY CUNTTREE WE CALL THEM FREEDOM FRIES RIGHT BDM LOL
 
Our chips are fatter and greasier. Like our women.
 
WE SURVIVE VERY WELL ON OUR DIET THERE IS NO NEED FOR DRIPPING SARCASM.

ALTHOUGH DRIPPING REMINDS ME OF FRYING I WANT TO DEEP FRY THINGS NOW

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME
 
Word. We have skinny little Kate Moss chips.

I like rice.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
Kate Moss is hot.
 
I SHALL HAVE CAKE THEN!
 
I'm Mentalist!



LOLOLOLOOLOOOLOLLO *sigh*
 
I HAD BATTERED DEEPFRIED SPAM NUGGETS WITH TARTAR SAUCE AND A QUART OF CRISCO VEGETABLE OIL. WHEN I PISS IT ALWAYS SMELLS KIND OF LIKE A MCDONALDS RESTAURANT. IT IS OILY AS WELL. YOU COULD PROBABLY USE MY PISS TO DEEPFRY IF YOU WANTED TO
 
^^^I'll pass on that offer.
 
I'm thinking La Madeleine's -
Salmon with White Wine Caper Sauce
steamed broccoli, garlic mashed potatoes, cheddar bread,
and iced tea with lemon.
Maybe a fresh fruit tart if there is any room in my tummy left.

Or, maybe the Chicken Salade Croissant and the Strawberries Romanov ...
 
I'M THINKING CANNED HAM WITH THE JELLY PACKING. THAT'S GOOD TO EAT TOO. THAT IS THE BEST TO MAKE HAM SHAKES WITH BECAUSE IT GOES VERY SMOOTHLY IN THE BLENDER
 
BURGER KING BOUGHT OUT MCDONALD'S AND JOBBED ALL THEIR STOP STARS ON PAY PER VIEW!
 
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