I'm in a dangerous mood

[CaptainWacky]

I eat ham.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Surgeon General's Warning: LIFE MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Death is your gift.

 

[Dr Dave]

Our natural state is to be dead (as Wacky once said).

 

[The Dork Lord]

Death only makes SOME people more annoying!

 

[Dr Dave]

Is Nicole Richie a zombie?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A pregnant zombie about to be sentenced to some time in Paris' cell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW COME WE TALK ABOUT DEATH BUT NOT THE TIME BEFORE WE WERE BORN?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Perhaps death is just the time you spend between lives, so in essence they're the same thing?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, that's not it at all.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like Egg's thinking on this.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Liking it doesn't make it true.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I WAS A STABLE BOY IN MY PREVIOUS LIFE. WACKY WAS THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WIFE OF THE MASTER.

WHEN HE DISCOVERED OUR FORBIDDEN LOVE, I WAS DRAWN AND QUARTERED!

 

[Henoch]

r u on a roof now?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Someone slipped me a rooffie.

I am now raped and dead.

 

[Henoch]

Someone slipped me a rooffie.

I am now raped and dead.

i am jealous.

 

[The Dork Lord]

There's still a little of my drink left...maybe you coild drink it and pass out?

 

[Henoch]

There's still a little of my drink left...maybe you coild drink it and pass out?

But would i be raped & dead like u?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I AM STEAMBOY. I EAT STEAMED RICE AND STEAMED BEETS. I AM STEAMED.

 

[Henoch]

I AM STEAMBOY. I EAT STEAMED RICE AND STEAMED BEETS. I AM STEAMED.

Yer arteries must be quite pleased.