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I'm in the Mezzanine

whisky

Boobie inspector
Moved offices again, for the 7th time, now I am in the buldings Mezzanine.

Is it wrong that I have got to 40 without knowing what a Mezzanine was?
 
MASSIVE ATTACK
 
Is it some Muslim thing like those bastard want to build on the exact spot of Princess Diana's grave?
 
Moved offices again, for the 7th time, now I am in the buldings Mezzanine.

Is it wrong that I have got to 40 without knowing what a Mezzanine was?

Is it wrong I still don't know what a mezzanine is?
 
You don't want to get sucked into that world.
 
Mezzanines are iffy. Architecturally they can be interesting or restrictive and annoying. At my school the mezzanines leave a 7' ceiling height for the spaces below - bordering on annoying.
 
I don't know what a Mezzanine is either.

I know I've been in them though.
 
It's a really sharp knife used in DARK ARTS

What else is it?
 
FUCKIN MAKE SOMETHING UP
 
Fine.

Mezzanine: An Italian sausage or shit.

I just mezzanined all over your floor.

Is that a mezzanine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 
A mezzanine is what happens when you are clumsy with a sex magazine
 
My Uni building had a great Mezz floor.
 
Mezzanine

A greek dip made entirely of Tom Conti's semen.
 
Mezzanine. The name of a really crap Transformer that was ostracised by Autobots and Decepticons alike, and could only transform into a hairbrush.
 
Mezzanine. The first housemate evicted from Big Brother 8.
 
Mezzanine

A bad headache brought on by reading very cheap porno mags from the 80's.
 
Mezzanine - used to ween people off heroin
 
Mezzanine (Sometimes known as "mezza")

An Italian footballer who had exceptional skills but ended his career by driving his club bus pissed around Florence picking up locals.
 
Sounds like some sort of drink to me.
 
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