I'm just the coolest geek ever.

[Mentalist]

Well, after Wil Wheaton of course.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Get in line, Teh Menty. Geekdom has varying levels and secret corridors of coolness.

 

[johnford]

You're just the coolest.

 

[Mentalist]

Yeah, I know. Hence the thread.

 

[Anubis]

MO NAKED HOES

 

[johnford]

I'd settle for anything naked.

 

[Anubis]

Just break a mirror into pieces, and mount that.

 

[johnford]

Why bother when theres the Vaccum cleaner? Best free blow job a guy can get plus minus the chit chat bull shit.