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I'm melting

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Grrr, I wish winter would hurry up and get here. Yes I know the other day I was complaining that I was cold, but now I am hot and I'm complaining about it too. Why can't it just be a nice 70 degrees with only a little humidity? You could scoop a glass of water out of the damn air.

I feel better now that I've gotten that off my chest. BUT I'M STILL HOT.
 
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Did seals when they first saw Polar bears go "AAAAHHHH how cute?" and try and cuddle them? Then the polar bear bit their head off?
 
Polar bears get a bad wrap. They kill the seals in self-defense because they are getting bitch-slapped by them.
 
I think polar bears and seals were friends until the seals reneged on a bet. After that "all bets were off" and the bears started eating the seals. The seals were unsuspecting cause they thought they were smarter than the bears, but the bears showed them and had them over for lunch, literally. This feud has lasted over 2000 years. Polar bears never forgive and never forget. Now the seals are actually responsible for global warming, they'll stop at nothing to end the polar bear menace. The seal leader was heard to say "Fight till I can't fight no more" and the bloody conflict continues.
 
You'll have to leave Mr Chops at home then. Can't have some screeching jealous monkey getting in the way.
 
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