I'm never goign to masturbate again

[CaptainWacky]

NEVER

 

[Mentalist]

NEVER SAY NEVER

~Wilbur the Albatross.

 

[Henoch]

What kind of sick demented bastard says he's never gonna masturbate again!??

OMG, i thought i'd heard it all!!

 

[Mentalist]

THATS SO IGNORANT DONT BE SO IGNORANT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yay, let's ride the train!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Without masturbation there would be no...well lemme think about this...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe I'm just different from the rest of you (except Menty) EVER THINK OF THAT?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Like pea(ni)s and (penis) carrots LOL

 

[I Love Cunt]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have masturbated again.

 

[Gagh]

THIS DID NOT COME AS A SURPRISE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure I meant it at the time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's good to set goals.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's also good to wank.

 

[ThatSunrise]

I think I want MJ's shirt in that pic.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wanking is an important part of any persons life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Michael Jackson slept with steak and kidney pies.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's a bit odd.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't be ignorant!