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I'm NEVER going to have sex

whisky said:
Maybe you would have more sucess with women if you ever made any attempt to talk to them.
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Maybe I WOUDLN'T.
 
You'll never know till you try
 
Mentalist said:
Teach me that!
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Yeah, I wish I knew how this works. Sometimes time, space matter 'n' energy just get out of line, and ya gotta show 'em a little tough love.
 
you aren't gonna do that to me are you?
 
Wacky, how much does a hooer cost in Scotland? I'm sure we could put together a MF fund-raiser and buy you a nice Lady of the Evening!
 
Scottish hookers?

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She's cute, and I bet she has a great accent, but I don't think I could get past the fact THAT SHE'S NOTHING MORE THAN A CHEAP HOOER!!
 
I'd rather dress up as Jar Jar and scare children.
 
About two years ago I was here in Syros and went to the strip club with some of the lads and got a lap dance from a Scottish girl. She was fucking unbelivable. Looked like Britney Spears and danced to the song "slave" Her tits were the bomb yo!
 
Are you trying to tell me something, Mentalist? I distinctly heard a, "BlazerBoy is sexy as hell" somewhere in there. :D
 
BlazerBoy said:
Are you trying to tell me something, Mentalist? I distinctly heard a, "BlazerBoy is sexy as hell" somewhere in there. :D
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SSSSHHH! I'll deal with you when I get home!
 
I'm a filthy paki.
 
But you run a beautiful laundrette. Which means Daniel Day-Lewis gets to fellate you.

WHY CAN'T I BE YOU said Robert Smith in a bear suit...fucking furry bastard.
 
Mentalist said:
SSSSHHH! I'll deal with you when I get home!
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OK, if I can't have you, neither can he. Don't make me murder both of you. The HCl is on backorder, so I don't have enough to dispose of both bodies at once.
 
Damn you Barbara Streisand!
 
MECHA MINNELLI APPROACHES!!! THIS WILL BE BETTER THAN ALIEN VS PREDATOR OR KRAMER VS KRAMER!!!!
 
KRAMER WOULD WIN
 
No, he'd "pull a Kramer" at the last minute and ruined it!
 
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