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I'm never working for food again.

geedis

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I know what my sign says.

But do you honestly think I really wanted food after a hard days work. Give me the money.

At minimum wages for 8 hours = $41.20. You know much beer and bread I can get with that.

Stick that fucking burger combo up your ass, mister.
 
Do you want fries with that?
 
We don't do Super Sizes in the UK, Sir.
 
^YOU LIE THE KING OF BUGGERS DO!
 
what part of combo didn't you understand?
 
you can go super on combos.

AND you can get extra fries. SUPER SIZE!
 
Not in this part of the UK you can't.
 
That's because of the great potato famine, right?
 
Killed a shitload of Micks?
 
I heard that was pretty fucked up.
 
Anyway, in America we have food, so we're proud fat bastards.
 
And you Mad Cow motherfuckers ain't getting any.
 
You can watch us eat, if you want.
 
Daycare Ahoy, Cap'n Donovan!
 
Maybe lick the wrapper.
 
Aw come on, I'm playing here. It's called performance art...
 
take this euro and insert it
 
You sound grumpy, Gagh. You should go eat or something.
 
Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry.
 
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