I'm new, but I can tell [you] takes themselves too seriously

[CaptainWacky]

I think jack was.

 

[Cock]

i pwned myself?

It's my style, ya know.....pwned chic. I step on rakes, walk into glass doors, and trip up the steps all day too.

 

[Cassie]

I was pwned by a rake once.

 

[jack]

I loves you all

 

[CaptainWacky]

I love you all you way Jesus would if he was real which he's not but I am which makes me the next best thing to Jesus SO GET USED TO IT, BITCHEs.

 

[Gagh]

 

[headvoid]

jesus would never use the you tags

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jesus wanked on the cross.

 

[headvoid]

Perfectly acceptable behaviour IMO - I hear that was why the eventually nailed him to it - it was that or boxing gloves

 

[jack]

I heard he kept fiddling with the chest wound, which was why he bled to death.

 

[whisky]

I though nero was teh fiddler, Jesus just kept biting his nails

 

[CaptainWacky]

That spear they stabbed Christ with was actually his own cock.

 

[Ishcabittle]

if only pilot had gotten a few more hours of flight time, he could have been certified before the crucifixion and he and jesus could have flown to barbados for scones and jam.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He probably would have taken some random criminal instead.