I'm not a heartless person.

[Mentalist]

But after reading this tragic story I instantly lost a lot of sympathy as soon as I read what the three boys killed names were..

Three Brits killed in Thailand crash | The Sun |News

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I was ready to get all judgy on you, and then I read them too. You couldn't make them up!

Also, while we're disrespecting the dead, the kid on the left (Bruno) is adorable. Pity.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Dead kids are one thing, Menty, but what's more important is the thread titles coming up in the middle of long posts!

 

[bad dog]

those were just kids, I will cry just like their moms and dads.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well you can't help your background or your twatty name....

 

[jack]

what a mean thing to say

 

[Dr Dave]

Once your 18 you can legally change it.

 

[Henoch]

I'm not a heartless person.

Several years ago? No, u were not. You were fun & frivolous once. I yearn for those fond days of yesteryear. I also yearn for other things, but mostly those things that involves men & cocks & i refuse to gayify this thread unless I am paid!

"a heartless person"? Yes, u kinda are that now. You mutated into that IMO. Although u r white, that is something. I would send u drugs but i fear our worlds may collide & DOOM may insue. Ok then?

 

[Mentalist]

If they hadn't had such disagreeable names maybe they wouldn't have decided to spend their gap year in fucking death trap Thailand. I blame the parents.

 

[Dr Dave]

I blame the parents and Margaret Thatcher.

 

[Mentalist]

It's always a good bet to add her to anything that had the heading "heartless"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Heartless? She doesn't know the meaning of the word!

Spoiler

lol, insensitive dementia joke of the day!

 

[Ilyanna]

Wait a minute - what's wrong with Ulrich, Max, Hugo, Albert, Bruno?? They're perfectly sensible and traditional.... oh damn *starts sniggering uncontrollably*

 

[Dr Dave]

Heartless? She doesn't know the meaning of the word!

Spoiler

lol, insensitive dementia joke of the day!

So funny I forgot to laugh!

Spoiler

Also a insensetive dementia joke. I was actually amused, I think...Where are my pants, do I even own pants, the nurse is mean to me..ah i forget what I was saying.

 

[Mentalist]

OK. This is awkward.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Tweets-cruel-taunts-death-gap-year-boys.html

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's pretty fit!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yup. That was my first thought.

Although it turns out that at least one of them only has a double barrelled name because his parents were separated, so it's not so posh after all.

 

[headvoid]

I think the tabloids were waiting for that. The Sun did not have to print their full names (with middle names) so iITS A TRAP

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

There's no war but the class war!