I'm not really here

[CaptainWacky]

boo

 

[Caitriona]

Then where are you? I'm just askin so I can stay away from there and let you have your privacy. Cuz that's the kind of nice person I am and all.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I feel a presence in my right armpit.

 

[Caitriona]

That's me, not Wacky!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pardon the Speed Stick gel. It was really hot today.

 

[Caitriona]

I don't mind....... much.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm an animal.

 

[Caitriona]

Since when?

 

[CaptainWacky]

seven years.

 

[Caitriona]

What's it like?

 

[CaptainWacky]

GRRRRR :garrrrrrrrr:

 

[Caitriona]

Ah, well that says it all, doesn't it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

not really

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do you enjoy being petted?

 

[Gagh]

boo

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[Tyrant]

I concur.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't like being touched.

 

[Gagh]

What if it was AVRIL LAVIGNE touching you inside a dustbin?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd throw used needles at her