IM NOT TALKING TO ANY OF YOU OLD SCHOLL ASSFACES ANY MORE, UNDERSTAND

[jack]

IM NOT TALKING TO ANY OF YOU ANYMORE UNDERSTAND?????????????///////////////

girls only from now on. I'm a totally changed person I'm having an epiphany sometimes I feel like a motherless child.

LONG WAY HOME MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[jack]

damn, that was a good hit.

 

[Neil]

Hi, Jack.

Less than 3 weeks to go, buddy!

 

[Lilith]

I bet

 

[jack]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BEANERS. HI LIL

Hey lil know how much I love you?

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[jack]

Hi, Jack.

Less than 3 weeks to go, buddy!

Does she have an outie yet?

 

[Shatna]

 

[Neil]

Does she have an outie yet?

Only when she coughs.

Personally... I think the damn thing should be like a "turkey timer" and pop when the kid's done cooking. Seems to me that'd be a much easier/more convenient way to gauge when it's time to get that bun out of the oven.

 

[jack]

send the placenta to Starguard

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Jack, sugar!

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Jack, you're a weird one, but you do entertain.

 

[jack]

Jack, sugar!

AH DARLING CLAW MY FUCKING BACK

 

[S. SaDiablo]

^You have to get me in the mood, first!

 

[jack]

Jack, you're a weird one, but you do entertain.

LOL OMG I like you too. Not in "that way", but I do.

That Shatna "trouser snake" thingie there? That's no good. That's evil fucking shit. I hotlink to an eBay auction where they're going to sell Billy's original trou from the first series, and Shitzie pees on the carpet. BAD DOG!!!!!!!1

 

[Shatna]

^^God, that's deliciously insane.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

and weird, too!

 

[Jack~]

Jack, you're a weird one, but you do entertain.

Kind of like the two-headed turtle at the State Fair.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

damn, that was a good hit.

Next time, try a hot tailpipe.

 

[Dor_Jan]

Still owned by jack, I see.

 

[Kyehlar]

Peanut, have you been getting into the bad Planters again?