I'm not your girlfriend

[starguard]

No, I was pissed because he left something in my mailbox, then had the balls to ask me where I went.

Where did you go?

 

[Tisiphone]

Out to dinner with my sister and her family.

 

[Hambil]

What did he leave in the mailbox?

 

[Tisiphone]

A movie he borrowed from me earlier that afternoon.

 

[Cassie]

I'M SRS, PUT A DEAD SQUIRREL OR SOME OTHER CONVENIENT ROADKILL IN HIS MAILBOX. DO IT.

 

[headvoid]

Put some Gay Nazi Monkey Porn in his mailbox. Mail me if you want some.

 

[Hambil]

Put the movie back in his mailbox. No note, nothing. Just the movie. He'll get the hint.

 

[headvoid]

My idea was better.

Here is a small sample.

 

[Tisiphone]

Eh, I'm over it now. He made up for it yesterday. I don't hold grudges. Which might be my problem. Hmmmm....

 

[Big Dick McGee]

For some reason, Tisi doesn't strike me as the settlin' down type. At least not yet. I can picture her saying "Bored now", and kickin' the dude outta bed.

 

[Tisiphone]

Not so much actually saying "Bored now," but asking if he wanted to play videogames instead of cuddle.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yeah, but cuddling leads to Round 2, no? God, I miss the time when LG and I had more than a 15 minute window...but as they say, they ain't babies forever.

 

[Gagh]

NOTE TO SELF: Never get on the wrong side of Tis

NOTE ENDS

 

[Dirk Funk]

Tbh, ya can't blame him for leaving stuff in your box if your this pissed off at him.

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, but cuddling leads to Round 2, no? God, I miss the time when LG and I had more than a 15 minute window...but as they say, they ain't babies forever.

I'm just not much of a cuddler.

And strip Wii bowling can lead to another round too.