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I'm not your girlfriend

Out to dinner with my sister and her family.
 
What did he leave in the mailbox?
 
A movie he borrowed from me earlier that afternoon.
 
I'M SRS, PUT A DEAD SQUIRREL OR SOME OTHER CONVENIENT ROADKILL IN HIS MAILBOX. DO IT.
 
Put some Gay Nazi Monkey Porn in his mailbox. Mail me if you want some.
 
Put the movie back in his mailbox. No note, nothing. Just the movie. He'll get the hint.
 
My idea was better.

Here is a small sample.
gaynazimonkeyporn.jpg
 
Eh, I'm over it now. He made up for it yesterday. I don't hold grudges. Which might be my problem. Hmmmm....
 
For some reason, Tisi doesn't strike me as the settlin' down type. At least not yet. I can picture her saying "Bored now", and kickin' the dude outta bed.
 
Not so much actually saying "Bored now," but asking if he wanted to play videogames instead of cuddle.
 
Yeah, but cuddling leads to Round 2, no? God, I miss the time when LG and I had more than a 15 minute window...but as they say, they ain't babies forever.
 
NOTE TO SELF: Never get on the wrong side of Tis

NOTE ENDS
 
Big Dick McGee said:
Yeah, but cuddling leads to Round 2, no? God, I miss the time when LG and I had more than a 15 minute window...but as they say, they ain't babies forever.
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I'm just not much of a cuddler.

And strip Wii bowling can lead to another round too. ;)
 
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