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I'm now in Florida, and everything they've said is true.

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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it DOES smell like old people, chlorine, and butt sweat right as you step of the gangway. Like, immediately.

And of course I forgot my bloody sunglasses. This'll be fun!
 
shoot the place up lol
 
I'm always in Florida.. right now it smells a bit like hog poop.
 
no that's you
 
OMG I DON'T SMELL LIKE HOG POOP, OK? I smell like peaches and cream shampoo!
 
and duck feathers
 
MY shampoo smells like strawberries.
 
We have ducks nearby but I've never smelled their feathers I must admit.
Sad, that.
 
Ishcabittle said:
it DOES smell like old people, chlorine, and butt sweat right as you step of the gangway. Like, immediately.

And of course I forgot my bloody sunglasses. This'll be fun!
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Last place I would visit.

Look around...I'm sure somebody sells 'em.
 
^ no.. ya think?


dear headvoid, are you mad at me?

check one

Yes

No

p.s. Florida smells like hog poop because I just got two little pigs a few days ago, OK? I BATHE IN HOLY SPRING WATER!@!! (that does not smell of poo)
 
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TRAVELLING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REPLYING TO MY MAC UPGRADE THREAD YOU YOU FLORIDIAN YOU
 
oops! SOMEONE'S busted!
 
CaptainWacky said:
and duck feathers
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Our sofa cushions are filled with duck feathers and they smell spicy. Maybe they didn't clean the blood off?
 
Hi Ish.
 
Okay so it's actually kinda nice down here, the weather's perfect and I'm not working so all is well. The wedding that we're going to is populated with many fun, drunken people so this is going to end up being like the Four Weddings and a Funeral version of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Tampa edition).

My sunglasses were perscription, but buying another pair was a good idea anyway.
 
OOOO... you are so close I could almost touch you! LOL I WILL BE STALKING YOU LATER OK? IF YOU SEE A SHORT BLOND WOMAN WIHT A SLIGHTLY CRAZED LOOK YOU KNOW IT'S ME!!!!!!!!1
 
TELL US HOW THE STALKING WORKS OUT

MAKE SURE TO GET SOME FREE WEDDING BOOZE
 
I'll jump out in front of the bride and groom just as they're about to cut the cake and shout "NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT DID THAT CAKE EVER DO TO YOU?" Then I'll grab the cake in a bear hug, you know destroying it, and run off to my speedy get away lawn mower parked outside... then I'll lead the police on a slo-mo chase through Tampa and into Ybor City, where the Cubans will hide me in one of their cigar sweatshops.
 
Is Florida the same colour as the surface of Mars, like on CSI:Miami?
 
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