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I'm now in Florida, and everything they've said is true.

Cassie said:
OOOO... you are so close I could almost touch you! LOL I WILL BE STALKING YOU LATER OK? IF YOU SEE A SHORT BLOND WOMAN WIHT A SLIGHTLY CRAZED LOOK YOU KNOW IT'S ME!!!!!!!!1

That describes many people there!
 
Funny thing is this particular wedding party would probably be totally cool with Cassie swinging by to drink some free booze... don't bring too many friends, tho.

"Oh, you're one of Ed's internet friends, huh? Cool! I hear you guys eat a lot of spam, is that true?" they were heard to remark.
 
erm, does anyone in the wedding party know anything about Daleks?
 
Any hot mormon girls?
 
No offense Cassie but Florida sux. It's all humid and sticky and what so you people have against curbs? And there are a crazy amount of old peeps there.

California rules. Sure, shit catches on fire and we're do for a kick ass wrecker of an earthquake but the weather is perfect and the mexican food rox the box. Yes we have old people but they all live in Hemet.
 
And you have more gays.
 
LOL... never noticed the curb thing. We are trying to send the old farts to Texas, Arizona, and California by having outrageous property insurance rates.. I think it may be working!! So the old farts will be descending on you within the next decade or so.

You haven't truly lived through a storm until you've "hunkered down" through a hurricane. EXCITING.
 
Curb your enthusiasm.
 
Southern California & well California in genera is lame.

LA is a shit hole.
 
Really? Do you mean the shit parts, like how London is shit once you're too far from Big Ben to see it, but the middle part is all snazzy, is it like that but with George Clooney in place of Big Ben?
 
um...

LA in general is shit, ugly place.

California in general=meh
 
What about Sunnydale?
 
I wonder how many people died lol who cares joke about mall.
 
Gollum filled the deep part with water and lives there now. Moss has begun to grow.
 
I hate when that happens.
 
Dr Dave said:
Southern California & well California in genera is lame.

LA is a shit hole.

Where the hell do you live Dave?

Northern California, yes, that is a liberalfied and artsy and way, way, WAY too expensive. Although you can't really beat Napa Valley, gorgeous wine country, breath taking.

L.A. is most certainly not a shit hole, were you hanging out on skid row? L.A. is like all big cities, big, dirty and heavily populated but at least we have plenty of attractive people to look at.

I live in the I.E., better than over priced Orange County and homey, I love my area and especially my city.

San Diego is hands down AMAZING! Gorgeous, interesting and voted the healthiest city in the US for several years in a row now. Also the people of S.D. were voted the nations most attractive.

Cassie- The geezers won't be moving to CA, property is outrageously expensive, social security ain't going to pay for a house here!
 
OH WE'LL FIND A WAY TO SEND THEM THERE, YOU JUST WAIT!!

Probably not till they've sucked the Floridan aquifer dry in their deed restricted neighborhoods that insist they water their lawns during the drought.
 
Laker_Girl said:
L.A. is most certainly not a shit hole, were you hanging out on skid row? L.A. is like all big cities, big, dirty and heavily populated but at least we have plenty of attractive people to look at.
And that's LA's problem in a nutshell. It doesn't care what kind of city is IS, it only cares what kind of city it LOOKS LIKE. No soul to it whatsoever. It truly is a massive soundstage masquerading as a city.
 
There's something to be said for dumb and pretty though.
 
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