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I'm off to the comic shop soon!

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Maybe this time, there'll be a GIRL there!! Last time that happened, my pants and underwear got tight. I wonder why?
 
Was she wearing latex?
 
No, that's only at the Cons.
 
No, she had glasses and acne and wore a men's dress shirt that was two sizes too big and cordouroy pants with suspenders and black Converse Chuck Taylors and her hair looked a little greasy and she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen and I never told her how much I love he and wanted to marry her.
 
I'm sure she knew, BDM.

The chicks that frequent my shoppe are always cool, no doubt, but rarely gorgeous. Alternative/counter-culture and open to suggestion? Yes. Drop dead hotties? No.

Sometimes, you just have to take one over the other, though. Cool chicks are fun to shag, too.
 
Can we all come to your shop?
 
I WANT TO COME IN YOUR SHOPEEPEEPESHOW!L!L!!LOLOLOOLL OMG PEEPSHOW
 
Gagh said:
Can we all come to your shop?

Sure! Do you like green chile?
 
Wait, wait. Is KC really...JOKER???? WTF???
 
Laker Girl would never allow it.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
Sure! Do you like green chile?

Do you like good music?
 
Of course!

Are you saying you want to swap green chile for good music while we ogle the chicks with eyeglasses, questionable morals, and striped stockings at ye olde comic shoppe?
 
Striped stiockings are kinda kewl.
 
UPDATE: There were no chicks at the shop today. It was only overweight geeks.
 
I'm not even cool enough to date a comic book girl
 
I suppose I could talk to them about how much the Fantastic Four movie sucked.
 
The biggest piece of fiction I have ever witnessed on film was the romance in Free Enterprise.
 
The nerds in Free Enterprise weren't nerdy enough (in that they had sex.)
 
Big Dick McGee said:
UPDATE: There were no chicks at the shop today. It was only overweight geeks.

Ditto. There's always NEXT WEEK, "True Believer!"
 
Excelsior!!
 
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