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I'm PISSED

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
That's right...FUCKING PISSED OFF!

The damned bagger at the grocery store didn't bag my $6 eyeliner, so now that's six bucks wasted...WASTED I SAY!!!!!!!!!!
 
OOOOO I HATE THAT!

I do my grocery shopping in the middle of the night, and haul it home in a taxicab. If the bagger forgets to throw something in there, it is LOST. Ain't no way I'm going back out at 3 in the morning, halfway down Manhattan to retrieve something that cost half as much as the cab ride.
 
Call the grocery store and make a big fuss! They'll have your eyeliner there the next time you come in.
 
Here they have Down's Syndrome kids bagging shopping...I WOULDN'T TRUST THEM.
 
One time when I went up to the suburbs to visit my sister, we went to the supermarket, and when we were done and had loaded the trunk, she went to return the cart to the carriage bay, and the "special" cart attendant almost had a seizure because he couldn't get there first to do it for her. We got his whole life story while all her frozen food was melting.

Can't they just work in factories or something? I MEAN REALLY!
 
But see, what's worse, is that my bagger was NORMAL
 
You never know, he could be a future SERIAL KILLER OF THE DAY! :shock:
 
Well, he is a bit on the obese side...

Maybe he's a drag queen? And stole my eyeliner for his act.
 
I hope he's SASSY. If he's SASSY he might be a good drag queen.

You haven't played Bingo till you've played it when called by drag queens.
 
^On my list of things to do before I turn 35...I've got seven years to accomplish that!!!
 
Last time I went shopping the cap came off the 2.5 gal poland spring water container thingie and got all over everything.
 
Tisiphone said:
But see, what's worse, is that my bagger was NORMAL
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He could have very well been of of gods special children.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Can't they just work in factories or something? I MEAN REALLY!
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Or T'Bonz could start paying them instead of making them work for free.
 
Jethro in a spacesuit?
 
and that's all.
 
I bought two tomatoes and two limes at the bodega up the street today. They both landed in the bag. As did the frozen tacquitos.
 
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